Diddly Squat: The No 1 Sunday Times Bestseller

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Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm
THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER
‘Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud’ Daily Telegraph
‘Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches’ Time Out
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Welcome to Clarkson’s farm.
It’s always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be ‘a farmer’.
And, sadly, it doesn’t mean he’s any good at it.
From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.
Jeremy may never succeed in becoming master of his land, but, as he’s discovering, the fun lies in the trying . . .
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‘Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube’ Evening Standard
Praise for Clarkson’s Farm:
‘The best thing Clarkson’s done . . . it pains me to say this’ GUARDIAN
‘Shockingly hopeful’ INDEPENDENT
‘Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here’ TELEGRAPH
‘Quite lovely’ THE TIMES
Diddly Squat, Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022

From the Publisher

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Penguin
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 26 May 2022
Edition ‏ : ‎ Reissue
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 224 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1405946539
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1405946537
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 161 g
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.9 x 1.52 x 19.71 cm
Best Sellers Rank: #22,886 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #4 in Agriculture & Food Production Industries #17 in Television Genres #28 in Agricultural Science
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